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No no, I feel great now. But if there are more of those cute nurses who want to learn English, I could be convinced I'm still sick.
-Fred Werner Bolivia-11 (95-97)
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And for that bald spot, you can scratch your scalp with your fingernails and rub in garlic!
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I finally did it! A hard stool! It only took two years!
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Honest, Doc ! One shot of bourbon and my symptoms are gone. I just want to know if Peace Corps will reimburse me for treating myself ?
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Parasites can be your friends, too!
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Must have been some kind of 24 hour thing, but I really felt awful yesterday. Now that I'm in the capitol, where's the best place to get a cheap beer?
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Sorry about your rug - but at least your treatment got them out of my armpits!
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The good news is that I finished my Aralen supply...The bad news is that my local pharmacy wants more....
Ray Limon (Honduras, 1988-90)
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Hey, this gives me an idea for a new Peace Corps slogan..."The few, the proud, the parasite infested, The Corps".
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I don't care if I SEEM healthy. My stomach hurts, got the runs, and NO...it does not have anything to do with the Superbowl tomorrow.
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Yeah Doc, explain that "clean catch" routine again... I seem to have missed something.
Ray Petty Bolivia XX
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I have body lice, amoebic dysentary, giardhia, and my stomach hurts. But that is all pretty normal, I just stopped in to see if you could get me some per diem so I could travel upcountry?
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No really, the garlic up the nose and the vodka compress really did work!
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Wow, doc, if we could show everybody how abstinence, chastity & heterosexuality prevent AIDS, think of the money and lives that could be saved, and medical researchers could do something besides spend billions of our tax dollars looking for the cure of a completely preventable disease. Why do you look unhappy? Was it something I said?
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Hey, Doc I'm healthy. I don't need a vaccination.
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Wo Nanero tuss! Kene Anglais? Me Nanim Anglais? Americk? Har o?
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....I don't know exactly how to tell you this, but I the Witch Doctor in my village is VERY qualified... and besides, he accepts my HMO.