|By Paul Applegate (ouroboros2.siebel.com - 188.8.131.52) on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 7:50 am: Edit Post|
Don't worry, the last volunteer drank this stuff all the time . . . and the people here loved her.
|By Roy Clariana (rclariana) (ac90a0f3.ipt.aol.com - 184.108.40.206) on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 8:18 am: Edit Post|
Well, you're rght, it can't cure HIV/AIDS. But it will get the international community off our back, and for only $1 per dose!!
|By Steev Lynn (pool-64-222-108-222.burl.east.verizon.net - 220.127.116.11) on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 11:33 am: Edit Post|
Tested? Not yet, that's what we're doing now!
|By Mark Ludwick (18.104.22.168) on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 12:18 pm: Edit Post|
Beer actually comes in bottles this small in the United States?!?
|By woster (adsl-82-173-26.mem.bellsouth.net - 22.214.171.124) on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 1:32 pm: Edit Post|
"...lessee, side effects include paranoia, hallucinations, delusions, diarrhea, vomiting, cold sweats, nocturnal ejaculation, flatulence, occasional blackouts, flacid penis, loss of bodily functions in public places, temporary loss of feeling in your extremeties, loss of hair, body odor, halitosis, dry skin, sensitivity to sunlight, cramping, blurred vision, irritable bowels, narcolepsy, nausea, and a general feeling of malaise following the sensation of millions of tiny chiggers digging into every pore of your body...BUT HEY! You will NOT get malaria."
|By Troy Etulain (209-6-197-103.c3-0.smr-ubr1.sbo-smr.ma.cable.rcn.com - 126.96.36.199) on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 6:16 pm: Edit Post|
In my country we say, this medicine 'specially good for Americans
|By Diane Eggimann Glasgow, Thailand 73-75 (cookeville-24-159-19-158.midtn.chartertn.net - 188.8.131.52) on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 6:30 pm: Edit Post|
"Nothing is guaranteed to cure everyone's diarrhea. But as long as people buy our brand, we can stay in business!"
|By Steve Manning (209-128-170-203.dial-up.ipa.net - 184.108.40.206) on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 9:45 pm: Edit Post|
This new malaria potion
is not a lotion
but will put in motion
(out of the body) those germs
and also some worms.
|By Joel Hellenkamp (cache-da08.proxy.aol.com - 220.127.116.11) on Thursday, February 19, 2004 - 1:07 am: Edit Post|
No, No, No, it can't hurt ya. Try it! You'll have hair like me. A fine jacket like me. Heck before you know it, you'll be selling it too! Try it!
|By Anne Shapiro (cache-ntc-aa03.proxy.aol.com - 18.104.22.168) on Saturday, February 21, 2004 - 12:38 pm: Edit Post|
|By William Retherford (dialup-22.214.171.124.dial1.dallas1.level3.net - 126.96.36.199) on Friday, February 27, 2004 - 10:32 am: Edit Post|
I want you to be my independent distributor for this cure all and when you get back we will put you on the QVC.
|By Steve Troup (wbar11.chi1-188.8.131.52.chi1.dsl-verizon.net - 184.108.40.206) on Tuesday, June 22, 2004 - 9:30 pm: Edit Post|
"Oh no I couldn't possibly drink any alcohol because I'm a Peace Corps Volunteer, and I have work to do." said Theodis, the newly arrived volunteer. Little did Theodis realize the stupidity of his statement at the time.
|By twagner129 (adsl-66-139-144-18.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net - 220.127.116.11) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 10:49 pm: Edit Post|
"Snake Oil! Made from REAL snakes."