| |
Don't worry, the last volunteer drank this stuff all the time . . . and the people here loved her.
| |
Well, you're rght, it can't cure HIV/AIDS. But it will get the international community off our back, and for only $1 per dose!!
| |
Tested? Not yet, that's what we're doing now!
| |
Beer actually comes in bottles this small in the United States?!?
| |
"...lessee, side effects include paranoia, hallucinations, delusions, diarrhea, vomiting, cold sweats, nocturnal ejaculation, flatulence, occasional blackouts, flacid penis, loss of bodily functions in public places, temporary loss of feeling in your extremeties, loss of hair, body odor, halitosis, dry skin, sensitivity to sunlight, cramping, blurred vision, irritable bowels, narcolepsy, nausea, and a general feeling of malaise following the sensation of millions of tiny chiggers digging into every pore of your body...BUT HEY! You will NOT get malaria."
| |
In my country we say, this medicine 'specially good for Americans
| |
"Nothing is guaranteed to cure everyone's diarrhea. But as long as people buy our brand, we can stay in business!"
| |
This new malaria potion
is not a lotion
but will put in motion
(out of the body) those germs
and also some worms.
| |
No, No, No, it can't hurt ya. Try it! You'll have hair like me. A fine jacket like me. Heck before you know it, you'll be selling it too! Try it!
| |
"Got Parasites?"
| |
I want you to be my independent distributor for this cure all and when you get back we will put you on the QVC.
| |
"Oh no I couldn't possibly drink any alcohol because I'm a Peace Corps Volunteer, and I have work to do." said Theodis, the newly arrived volunteer. Little did Theodis realize the stupidity of his statement at the time.
| |
"Snake Oil! Made from REAL snakes."