I voted for John Kerry because the fat, smug, bald guy scared me into thinking that a vote for Kerry is a vote for the debil...no, wait a minute, I voted for the wrong guy...Oh well, nevermind, my belly's yellow and my back is spineless. I am the American X-non-voter. (This message was approved by the "Vote-for-Kerry-is-not-a-Vote-for-Bush Committee"