May 13, 2005: Headlines: Recruitment: Humor: Personal Web Site: Sarah Gregory writes: "Good afternoon, Chicago Peace Corps Office"

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Sarah Gregory writes: "Good afternoon, Chicago Peace Corps Office"

Sarah Gregory writes: Good afternoon, Chicago Peace Corps Office

Good afternoon, Chicago Peace Corps Office.
Hi, is Sonya there?
There's nobody here by that name?
Oh, are you sure?
Yes.
She served in Niger in the early 90's, does that sound familiar?


Sarah Gregory writes: "Good afternoon, Chicago Peace Corps Office"

Friday, May 13, 2005
movin' on up

Well, it would be on my last day here that I'd get crappy calls...one right after another.

Good afternoon, Chicago Peace Corps Office.
Hi, is Sonya there?
There's nobody here by that name?
Oh, are you sure?
Yes.
She served in Niger in the early 90's, does that sound familiar?
Ma'am you're going to need to call back when you know who you'd like to speak to.
Okay. (exasperated) hangs up

Good afternoon, Chicago Peace Corps Office
Hi, I have some questions
Okay, go ahead.
[no longer speaking with me] What were my questions again?
[woman in the background] It's about on the website how it says you can be qualified without a degree.
[speaking to the other person still] No, mom, that's not it, it was something about...
[I cut her off] Ma'am is there something I can help you with?
No. [embarrased, confused and sad; she hangs up]

Hello, Chicago Peace Corps Office
I want to know more about the peace stuff you do, you see me and my family's come on some hard time now and I need some peace stuff.
Sir, I don't think you understand what Peace Corps is.
I just know I needs some of your peace stuff.
Let me transfer you to a recruiter.

That's not to mention the call that was bad enough I had to document it and give it to a recruiter to place in her applicant's file.

Just now...2 freaking seconds ago a girl came in the office and asked for a brochure. While walking back to the door after getting one she stood on her tiptoes and looked down at my left hand. Seeing my promise (abstinence) ring she said:

You're married?
Yes. (I said yes because I wasn't about to admit that I'm not.)
Oh, my friend thought that you were cute.
(Gee) Thanks.


5 o'clock cannot come soon enough.



 5 o'clock cannot come soon enough.






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