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Remember how we told you to use those baggies? That must be the nurse telling us your shots are ready!
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I'd love to hear more about your amoebic dysentery, but I need to take this very important call.
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"You say you want me to come visit you at your posting in the bush....ah, hold on while I check with my secretary." Frank Regan, RPCV, Nigeria, 1966-68
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"Hey, what do you know! That must be your mother now -and I am sure she's with me that the psych-evac is the right decision too..."
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Actually, I _am_ all powerful. Moreover, I'm omniscient! How else could I know that the phone is going to ring ... NOW?
--Karen (Morocco 96-98)
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"Now I can either pick up this phone and talk to your counterpart....or.....you can admit that you haven't been in your site for over a month? What's it going to be Mr. Fry?"
-(Bolivia Manta 90's) Jaime
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Just a second while I take this call...it must be God calling me again for advice.
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I have to take this call George, you are just going to have to wait until our next appointment to tell me the new reason why you refuse to walk on that decaying rope bridge. It's only over the grand canyon, not like its the end of the world or anything!!
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Yes, I know that there's been no phone service in the capital for 6 months but sometimes I just need to hear a phone ring!
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Colombians say "For a hundred dollars a month, we would not do what you are doing (unless you work for the CIA").
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Excuse me, I am expecting a call from the ambassador.
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As I was saying to The President; oh, there he is now!
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"Look at it this way Kid, I know I haven't been in the field lately, but you gotta understand, I was a low level Nixon Appointee and my longevity hear is about the same as the mating season of a May Fly,....Man, it's a jungle out there and I have a real career to worry about!....so why don't you just raise those chickens like you're trained for, quit sqwalking, and let me get this phone call."
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"I'll call Voldymyr if you don't tell me where you've been."
PC Ukraine, the Jerry Years.
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U better think and think hard buddy, because all i have to do is answer this call and you're history!!