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"Survivor": Peace Corps!
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Congratulations! You're in our new reality t.v. series, "Immigration Checkpoint."
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"I came all the way from Washington to inform you there has been an outbreak of unfinished cartoons in your area" said Congressman Frank.
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"Can you turn the camera a little more to the right, so you can see some of those PRECIOUS little children in their CUTE little houses in the background. Oh, and be sure to casually zoom in on my 'local' earrings while I greet this brave young American hero!"
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"How do I look? Are we already? OK! Cue the locals!"
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"How do I look? Are we ready? OK! Cue the locals!"
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Welcome to "Average Joe 3!"
What do you do?
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Since you have been here for 3 months the American Congressmen thought you would be an excellent Bokmomx'ka language translator for our free trade negotiations.
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"Quick everybody,grab all the goats in the village and bring 'em over!"
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...It's all part of the "New Peace Corps"...with each PCV is a crew of imbedded reporters to give a fair-and-balanced side to your quarterly reports.
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"Be all you can be, you've just been drafted!"
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Woster's from above is the best. Seriously, it made me laugh.
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"As a Peace Corps Volunteer; why did you come to our country?"
"It was the only way I could get out of prison."
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"Millard was trapped in the recurring nightmare, there was a woman, a policeman, a television camera, and a VIP car from Washington. And then there was that hideous creature with three legs, one rabbit ear, one ear made of string and two clubbed feet."